Hello beautiful! Sorry I’m late! You know the traffic in Montreal… How are you? I’m good. You? I’m good. So? So, it’s over here? I took care of everything. Yallah. I wrote a poem for you, in Lebanese-Arabic. It goes like this… (in Arabic) Sweet as a honey’s bee… Tasty as arak from Zahle… Eyes purer than glass… And more delicious than chicken liver… and tabouleh, and raw kafta… and kibbe, kibbe with yogurt. It’s beautiful! What does it mean? I said uhh… you’re delicious… like tabouleh… My life, eyes! My moon! I’m not lying to you! I’m telling you I had to go see my sister at the hospital! I was the only person who could go see her! You want me to leave her to die!? You know, the whole time, I was thinking of you! You were giving me strength! That’s how I was able to stay with her the whole day. And that’s why… I couldn’t go to the… your friend’s bridal… shower… So what was the sickness she had…? She had uhh… accute viral… nasopharyngitis… Hmm… yeah… that’s horrible… It’s crazy… it’s very… you don’t want that. It’s crazy. Okay! So, basically, she had a cold! Uhh… yes. But I swear! Did you know the alphabet is Lebanese? We invented the alphabet! Phoenicians! Shakira is Lebanese! Um… isn’t she Colombian? No no no, yes she’s Colombian, but Shakira Mubarak! She’s Lebanese! And Salma Hayek! Lebanese! Uhh, I think she’s Mexican. No no, Salma Hayek! Hayek! Yes Okay she’s Mexican but no she’s Lebanese. You, where are you from? Uhh, I’m from Brazil. Of course you’re Lebanese. Everybody in Brazil is Lebanese. 7 million people in Brazil are Lebanese! Yes… yes sir… You, what’s your name? My name is Kamisaka Ryūnosuke. Oh… Is that Japanese? Yes. Ah… ok fine. You’re not Lebanese. Well actually my grandmother is Lebanese! What are you doing? I swear I’m not jealous! But I’m protecting you from this fool who’s grinding next to you! He’s married! Married?! Ok, it’s a cover up. I’m telling you right now, cover up! -Give it here! -Bro forget it. This time I beat you to it! -No! -I won’t accept! -Last time -Bro! -Give! -Don’t bother! Don’t waste your time. This time it’s on me. Just bring it over here! It’s over! Next time! I won this time, you know? I got it! Right here! I swear to God, this time I’ll let it go, but another time you do that same thing, I’m gonna be mad at you! I’m gonna accept it this time, ok, just for Alexandra. Ok? 1, 2, 3! Ok everybody! Hope you enjoyed another episode. This one was about dating a Lebanese man And this was a collaboration with Mark Hachem who has his own Youtube channel and it’s all about Lebanon. so I’m gonna link to it and you can check him out. He’s a funny guy. And don’t forget to subscribe to the channel for more weekly videos on dating around the world. and support us on Patreon. That really helps. Thank you guys. And now in Arabic. “Shoukran” to the viewers, don’t forget to like, share, and subscribe. -So Arabic. -Yes I know. Listen we mix things in Lebanon! Maa el Saleme (goodbye).