This is very much so based on a true story. What up everyone, it’s your girl Superwoman and I am sick so I can’t hear myself and how loud I am being *shouting* HELLO. And I think I speak on behalf of millions, And millions of people when I say that my mother is obsessed with cleaning , like it’s legit an addiction. Hello. My name is Paramjeet. Welcome. Share a little bit about why you’re here. *Indian accent* Ok , My family think I have problem with cleaning too much, but I don’t think so. I just think they are dumbheads and messy- *inaudible talking and the sound of a vacuum* *inaudible talking and the sound of a vacuum* Thank you. [more cleaning] It is because my mom doesn’t just clean and then call it a day, nah She cleans and then does everything in her power, to ensure things remain that way. *Calm music playing in the background* Good. Any more dishes? No. Good. Still good? Good. My mom will check the dishes in the sink as if there are a child that will mess up the place when she’s not looking. What do you think is happening when you’re out of the room? It’s like the plates and glasses are gonna recreate Beauty and The Beast just- *singing* BE OUR- Be our guest? Be my guest ? What is it ? You know what I’m talking about. Honestly like she believes someone is going to break into the house and steal nothing, But they will dirty the dishes. And not only does she continuously check on the dishes she proactively cleans them . Well, you finish with glass, I wash it. No. Not yet. Ok. You let me know when you done so I wash it. Will do. Mom, I’m not done. Let me do, let me do. *Muttering* So dirty, so dirty. Let me clean. Like my mom has already somehow washed the dishes that I’m going to use next Friday. It’s wizardry. Here’s the thing my mom thinks I’m crazy for not acting the way she acts. Like I’m a clean person, don’t get me wrong But my life doesn’t revolve around doing chores. No! OK. My life revolves around eating like a normal person. My mom on the other hand – No, she thinks she’s normal, and it’s not just like my mom casually cleans. Nah, no, no – okay. There’s levels to this -ish. *singing* Levels, levels. Here’s the tier breakdown. Tier one: we have guests. Oi Sweetie , Auntie coming over, okay? Make sure you clean your room and do broom. Tier 2: Seasonal cleaning. New Year’s coming. We need to do deep cleaning. Okay? Make sure you do dusting, organize cupboard, go through closet find clothes you want to do donation. And then tier three; the most horrid of them all, there’s a wedding in the family. * Ghostbusters Theme Song in the background* Okay, your sister’s getting married! We need to wash every wall, polish doorknobs, clean inside of garbage, climb ladder, dust lightbulb, clean ladder. Let’s go! Is this just an Indian thing? Comment below and let me know. Because when my sister got married, I swear! My mom went crazy. She out here acting like if there was dust on the floorboards, my sister would get divorced. You know Indian people and their superstitions. She’s just like- “Yo if the window’s dirty, her first son going to have a tail.” And the whole thing went downward spiral because even though my mom tells me to clean, when I try, it’s never good enough. Let me do. No, it’s cool, I’m doing it. No. No what? I’m doing it. No, you didn’t do I am literally wiping it. No, you’re not doing right Okay. I’m not wiping the counter right? There’s literally no way to do this wrong. Look . Let me show you. Look, see ? Like this. Like this. That is exactly what I was doing. No, you were doing wrong. I swear. Look. See how clean?! Like this. You learn. Why do you ask me to do it, if you don’t want me to do it? And quite possibly, the most annoying type of cleaning my mom does, is when guests leave the house because for some reason she feels the need to erase all traces that there were ever people in the house. And this is a urgent matter that for some reason cannot wait. Bye Auntie. See you next time. I’m so tired. I’m going to bed. Okay, Lily. Go wash towels. Manjeet change bedsheets. Scarbro wash dishes. When your dog is an actor. Give this video a thumbs up just for that. Good boy. Good boy, Buba. Okay, hold up, hold up. Before I go to the end card, I have a cute idea. I feel like a lot of you can relate to this and a lot of your moms will be like, “I am not like this,” so I actually want to see your moms reacting to this video. I want you to watch the video with your mom, record their reaction and then send me the video. Use the hashtag #teamsupermoms . Send me on Twitter or on Instagram. I’m gonna check the hashtag. I wanna see your moms reacting to this video cause I guarantee they’re going to be like no, I’m not like this, but Auntie, you are. Okay, now go to the end card. Hello, thank you so much for watching this video if you enjoyed it please give me a big thumbs up. My throat hurts so much. My last video is right over there, second vlog channel is right there. You know the drill. Make sure you subscribe because I make new videos every Monday and Thursday. One love Superwoman, that is a wrap and Zoop. I love you just chilling here.