a traveling businessmanvisiting Pomona, California,chances are you’ll stay
at the iconic Hilltop Hotel.But recently,
hotel manager Kenny Panghas been eager to attract
a new type of clientele:families on vacation.– The hotel would like to,
you know, get more families to come in
because when they– when they come in, they will stay a lot longer
than the other guests.– But as far as I’m concerned,if you want to attract
families,you have to cater to the needs
of the parents.So I paid Kenny a visit
with a way to help.When couples stay alone
in a hotel, if their relationship’s
going well, they’ll usually have sex,
right? – [laughs] That’s common sense. – Yeah. But when families
travel together, I imagine it’s incredibly
frustrating for the parents because they’re unable
to engage in sexual intercourse because their kids are there. – [laughing]
You know what? I never, ever really
pay attention to this matter. But…it’s out there.– Right now, the reasonwhy parents don’t want
to have sex while on vacationis because their children
will see and hear them,leading to permanent
developmental damagewhich can never be repaired.But if the Hilltop Hotel could
offer a portable soundproof boxthat completely
isolates the childfrom his parents’ carnal acts,they’d quickly become
the top hotel choicefor sexually active parents
traveling with their children.The plan:– Then, it would still be
inside…the room. Is that what you’re saying?
Oh, sorry. – You know, the best part
is kids wouldn’t see this as some prison
they’re forced into. It would be a fun isolation box that kids
of all ages would enjoy. – Um… If you put it that way,
theoretically, maybe.– Kenny was beginning
to see the potential of my ideaand even had some suggestions
of his own.– Every single thing
that kids would love could go into that box. I mean, you know,
little flashlights, you know, little stars to, you know,
go off at night.– But before committing
to anything,he wanted to see
a working prototype.So I got to work constructing
our first isolation chamberthat would be large enoughto house a child
up to 16 years of age.But since the most important
part was the soundproofing,we layered the inside wallswith 6 inches
of rock wool battingand then added
a cork-lined inner chamberwith a pressurized seal that
would eliminate vibrations.Because the box
had to be airtight,I also installed a
self-contained breathing systemthat would pump oxygen in
while scrubbing out the CO2so the child wouldn’t
suffocate.And as a final precaution,I created
a rainforest soundscapeto play inside the box
with custom animal callsthat would hopefully camouflageany sex noises
that happened to get through.Ooh-ooh-ee-ee-ah-ahh…. [grunting]
Ruh-ruh-ah… Oooooooh…With every precaution takenand the box now decorated
to make it exciting for kids,it seemed like our prototype
was complete.But I knew
that if even one sex noisehappened to get through
to the inside,the Hilltop could be liable for
traumatizing an innocent child.So after setting up the box
in one of their suites,I hired
two pornographic performersto help me test it out
under real-life circumstances.Do you normally start,
like, kissing a little bit, and then it
gets more and more or– – It kind
of depends on the scene. I mean, usually, like,
sometimes, there’s kissing. Sometimes, it just
goes straight to blowjob. – Oh, okay.
– Yeah.– While Tony and Holly
got ready in the bathroom,I brought in
our test subject…Hey.
– Hi. – How’s it going? I’m Nathan.
Nice to meet you.An eight-year-old child actor
named Bradley.– What the heck? – Pretty cool fort, huh?
– Yeah.– Bradley loved the box.And after helping him in
and showing him how to alert mein case of an emergency…[alarm beeps] You see?
That light?I sealed him inside
the chamber…making sure there was no way
he could get out on his ownand ruin his innocence.Even though Bradley’s parentswere fully aware
of what was about to happen,they still insisted on
being present during the test.So I just want to be
clear with you guys. Because this is a test, I’m gonna have the performers
go at each other pretty hard. – Okay. – Okay.
– And with that,I brought Jurgen and Marie into
the room so we could begin.Are you guys ready?
– Yeah. – Okay. Whenever you’re ready.
– Oh, we’re ready. – [murmurs] [both murmuring]
[kissing sounds] – I love you so much,
Marie. – Touch me where I like it,
Jurgen. – I gave them your names
to make it more realistic. – Okay. – Watch and learn, hon.
[laughs] – [moaning]
Oh… Oh, you like it when
I beg for that [bleep], don’t you, Jurgen? [moans]
Ah!– After a few minutes,the real Jurgen and Marie
decided to leave the room.– There’s an alert button.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I’ll take care of him.
– Okay. Thanks. – See you, guys.With Jurgen and Marie gone,I was left to monitor the rest
of the test on my own.– [yelling]
Oh! Oh! [loud moaning] Oh, God, Jurgen! [both moaning][rainforest sounds playing]– Once I observed
the couple had climaxed,I knew it wasn’t gonna
get any louder,so I had them finish upand brought in something
comfortable for them to put on.And with Holly and Tony
out of the room,it’s time to see
if my box had worked.So what was it like being
in outer space? – Fun.
– Did you…hear anything? – Animal noises. – Animal noises? Nothing besides that? – No.
– Nothing? – Nothing.– My box had passed
an initial test.But with a child’s mental
health on the line,I needed to make sure
it held upunder even the most
extreme circumstances.So to put it through
the ultimate stress test,I arranged for
an additional five performersto join Tony and Holly
for a seven-person orgy.So these are some of
my friends here. Just wanna say hi? all: Hi.
– Yeah. – Nice to meet you.
– Okay. You know the drill, right?
– Yeah. – Blast off. [loud moaning,
groaning]– It was clear that if my box
could withstand this,it would hold up
in any situationa hotel client might get into.So after the 30-minute
group session concluded,I followed up one more time
with Bradley.So, uh…how was that? – Awesome. – Did you hear
anything strange this time? – No.
– Nothing? – Nothing.– It worked. The box
was completely soundproof.And that meant I could finallyreturn to Kenny
with undeniable proofthat the product was ready
to be offered to his guests.– Oh, is that– [laughs]
Wow. It looks like
a space shuttle.– Oh, God, Jurgen![both moaning loudly]– So, as you can see, we tested it out
in every possible scenario… – Mm-hmm.
– From a couple making love to a seven-person
group engagement, and there was a child
in there the entire time… – Mm-hmm. – Who didn’t hear anything. – Mm-hmm.
Okay. Wow. Um… Mm… – So I guess we’ll leave the box
in the lobby, and just let me know
if you want to order any more. – Um… Thank you for the offer,
but– – You don’t have to worry
about it–it’s my gift to you. We’ll just leave it
in the lobby. – Uh…all right. Leave it in the lobby, then.
Yeah.[light music]♪ ♪