– See? Okay. (slurps) See, it’s normal. – There’s no way that’s
a normal way to eat rice. – Raf, what is that laugh? – Sound like an alarm clock or something. – Yeah. (sarcastic imitations of laughter) – Hi guys. – Oh, hey Reka. – Enjoying the office? – How’s your first week goin’? – Guys, come on. You don’t have to be so polite
to me just because I’m new. Okay? I can hang. – Totally. – Totally. – What? That’s my Midwestern accent.
– My Midwestern accent. – Okay, fine. Yes. – You know, it’s crazy. I used to say it like toddally. – Oh, yeah. That. I thinks it’s okay actually. – I actually think that’s
the preferred pronunciation. – Guys. Come on. Just ’cause I’m new
doesn’t mean you have to be so freakin’ polite. Come on! You can make fun of me. Make fun of me. – You, you umm. – You’re. Is. – You sneeze good. – (All in unison) Yes. You do sneeze good. – No! Come on! Just make fun of me. Look. Look. My desktop is just pictures of cows. – Uh, seems fun. – This is my backpack. – Trendy. – I have a stupid small mouth. – I do the same thing, I think. – There is no way you do that, too, Allie, because what I just did
was flippin’ stupid, which is why you should
all make fun of me! Now, pay attention! I call this a tennis ball. – Ummm. – This was my thesis
film, The Forgotten Girl. – Good. – (mumbles) This was
based on a true story. (groans) – And this is how I eat rice. (crunch) Just make fun of me! (dramatic orchestral rise) – Who doesn’t know what a tennis ball is? – I’m Reka drinking coffee. Owww! Ohhh! – You eat bowls! – I’m Reka. I’m impossibly small. – You smell like beach sand. – No! – You drink warm soda. – It tastes better hot. – You made me burn my
dick with hot coffee! – Yes. (simultaneous exclamations create clamor) – Okay. Okay. (ongoing clamorous outbursts) That’s rude! Hey! Hey! Hey! – (in unison) I’m Reka. Stop making fun of me! – 104 A. Take one. Mark. (slow piano) – I used to be a known woman. And now, I’m but a forgotten girl. – Hi, I’m Rafael from College Humor. Click here to subscribe. Click here for more fun stuff. And if you could just click here, it would really satisfy my OCD. Thanks a lot. That really hit the spot.