While everyone is scared of Corona virus & sitting at home, why are you roaming without helmet & even mask? Let us keep our matter aside Everyone has been given leave & have gone home But you are still doing your duty? Are you not scared of corona? Who said we are not scared? Before seeing the pressmeet we all were scared Pressmeet? ** paracetamol ** ** paracetamol ** Oh that.. The leaves which you said may come or not come But I just have one wish! When corona comes infornt of me I should have bleaching powder in my hand I should have paracetamol in my mouth!! Because of that, there is ultimate discipline in our house. My in laws used to come home frequently Now nothing like that No need to go to shopping malls, cinema halls, parks, Now money savings completely! My wife used to tell me to buy everything she sees Now nothing like that Because everything is made in China Coming to kids No ice creams, no cool drinks They are scared by the name of cooling My wife is not quarrelling with me even though I am at home the entire day! Corona Listen to this please You are not just virus You are the solutions for all our problems too! ** Chants mantra – telling corona to disappear ** Swami Tell me dear Give me a solution to get rid of this problem called corona virus! Don’t worry, I have a good solution for you so that you can lead a happy life Swami What is this? Bleaching powder dear! Give charity of 100rs You will not get corona Brother, brother, brother You will surely get corona Brother, brother Give me 100rs in the name of corona bro Are you not ashamed of begging, we will be able to see entire Secunderabad if we tear you! That too you need 100rs? Because of chopping whatever they get, people in China got corona! If you do not donate 100rs You will get it! If not anything, one must surely be scared of corona Wait Are they not telling us to wash hands before doing any work? Here wash hands hands with dettol & then donate People who have not taken the holy water, come here Holy priest Why is corona virus taking away lives of so many people? Don’t know how many more will lose their lives You please don’t get scared All this is the illusion of the almighty Whatever he does it is for the benefit of the people Show me your hand first Madam come here Holy priest Why is the holy water like this? Did you drink that? It is not the holy water but sanitizer Thought of giving holy water after cleaning hands with sanitizer Hi baby What are you doing? Nothing I am sitting idle Baby, I am scared if I will get corona Don’t worry baby, you will not get it! Why will I not get baby? Corona virus dies due to heat itseems You are always hot right, thus you will not get! Hey, why are you coughing after removing the mask? Rs.250 for a mask Will it not get dirty if I cough in it? Will it not worn out? Don’t know what you are speaking Anyway since you coughed, clean your hands with this But why? Hey since you coughed keeping your hands And now if you give shake hand, will it not spread? So you think I have corona? And you are saying that I am spreading the virus? What are you talking? What do you think about me? I take bath thrice everyday you know Tell me!! What the fun! This sir, huh Will not increase my salary But will keep on increasing my work Sir, how are you? I am fine, but seems like you are thinking about me! What to do sir? Is sir eating om time, sleeping on time Is the only thought in mind! I was out of city for a week right, what is the news here Nothing sir, just our dog passed away! Dog died, but how? Oh that Ate buffalo meat & died From where did it get buffalo meat? Will the buffalo not die if the cow shed is on fire? But how did the cow shed catch fire? Fire from our lamp fell on the cow shed & then it was on fire completely! Who told you to light the lamp when there was electricity at home? If a person dies Will we not light a lamp, will be put tube lights & fans? A person died? Tell me what happened, i am shit scared Nothing much happened Your mother passed away thats all Hey how can my mother die? If a girl elopes from the house, people will speakly cruely!! Will they not die listening to all that? Girl from our house eloped? Where is the girl in our house to elope? Does girl mean only your daughter? Your wife eloped sir… Hello Tell me dear, what is the matter I called you twice, why did you not answer the call? I was in an office meeting When I call you to tell something, you don’t answer my call If there is something urgent, you can whatsaap dear Lets have family in whatsaap only! It is an office which does not let wife speak to husband Dear, I called you now right? Mmmm… Are you free atleast now? I am free tell me Thought of telling something! Went inside the kitchen to prepare dicoction Did not find the coffee powder box, where did you keep?
I did not bring it here, it will be there only search Will you let me speak? Who told that you have taken it? Okay tell me Cannot speak lovingly with wife Will speak with others for hours Look at that Subbarao & learn how to behave with wife Okay tell me now! Only because you interrupt, I forget to tell what I had to! Okay tell me I will not speak Hmm, I was telling something what was that? Coffee powder Why so much sarcasm for that Nothing like that, tell me You have taken that coffee powder box somewhere up When I was removing that, I got pain in the leg where operation was performed Let us go to a good doctor & get the checkup done Am I mad to request you to take me to the doctor? You left me & went to the office on my operation day! It was nice that my parents were there to take care Only because they said they will take care of you, I went that day We can fight over it after I come home But now tell me the matter, I have a lot of work in the office Hmm, you think I am a person who always quarrels Your kids are just like you Please stop this & tell me what did you call me for Only when you let me speak I can right By the time I speak, you are coming in between & telling something Thug life… Nothing like that, please tell me why did you call Sir, you please get back to work Why will you be bothered about your wife As if you care too much Okay, tell me what do you want? I forgot that only now You always speak in between Okay now I will tell when I remember Okay What, he cut my call! How dare he cuts my call… What happened? Why did you cut my call? You only said, you will call me once you remember… I remembered just now Okay, tell me Why did you keep the coffee powder box so high? It was so difficult for me to remove it Don’t keep it like that hereafter! Okay, I will not do like that again After removing the coffee powder box with great difficulty, it was empty You had made coffee in the morning right? You should tell right? I forgot, I am sorry! Always like this, do something & tell a sorry! As if you are bothered about your wife! Don’t start over again! Tell me why did you call me now! Will you let me speak for a minute? Hmm okay now, while coming in the evening get coffee powder! You think this is fair on your part? Just to tell get coffee powder, you had to tell so many things? Oh my mistake swami I should not speak a word extra with you You need not get anything, now that I am gping for shopping I will get it! You look after your office work Never in life will I tell you get something! Hello… hello hello…. We should be crazy over dowry, the result will be like this only!!