Step right up! Who wants to win
a king’s ransom for your Village? You, sir, how about
giving our wheel a spin? – Uh, I’m a private person.
– He’ll do it! And I predict he drops
the wheel in the third round. Lou, why don’t you go ahead
and tell us what you do. I, uh, punch walls. Come on, you must do more than that. Sometimes, I punch Town Halls, Barracks,
Archer Towers, Wizard Towers… Yeah, okay, we get it.
You punch stuff. Now, you ready? You could win
up to two million gold pieces! – What’s it say?
– Spin again. I tell ya… Okay, son, pop quiz: After building
safe and solid scaffolding, where do we begin stage one
of an Archer Tower upgrade? – Donny?
– Huh? The answer is on those blueprints. Oh, right…
Can you repeat the question? When you’re a full-time Builder, you have to know this stuff
like the back of your hammer. – Hey! Gimme that!
– Hey! Why would you bring
a Wizard comic book to work? Oh, because Wizards are the coolest! Did you know a level-seven Fireball
deals 300 points of chaos? That’s what I want to do! Huzzah!
Fried dragon feet for dinner! Donny, you can never be a Wizard.
You’re a Builder, and Builders are really cool. Maybe we don’t use spells,
but we’re handy, and we have skills
that come from painstaking study under the guidance of an expert,
with a set of precision tools. Like this one. Now, let’s build! Hi, Ralph. I dropped by to take
a look at the tower progress, but it looks like you’re taking…
a break? No break, ma’am. Once a Builder
starts a job, he doesn’t stop. That’s one of the lessons
I’m teaching my son here. Great, great, but that teaching
isn’t slowing you down, is it? – Not at all!
– Terrific. So, you’ll definitely make sure
it has the gear up lever, right? Yes, ma’am,
as we’ve discussed several times. Wonderful. And how long this will take? Industry standard: five days. Not to worry. With my son helping me,
we might finish ahead of schedule. Okay, well, looks like you got this, but just don’t forget that lever.
We covered that right? Yeah. Attention, townspeople! Report to the Town Hall
for a mandatory town meeting! There is limited seating.
Hog Riders may stay on their hogs. I’m sure it won’t be long. Fine, I’ll stand. So again, whoever took my staff,
please return it. I won’t vanquish you. Also, a lot of people
have been calling me “Warden” lately. It’s actually Grand Warden. So, if you just add the “Grand”,
that would be great. This is a grand waste of time. Meet me at the site when this is over. – Thank you, Warden.
– Grand! Grand! Sorry, Grand Warden.
And now a big announcement. For the first time ever,
the mysterious Spell Factory, owned by local eccentric Wizard Oskari, will open its doors for a one-time tour! Uhp! Sorry, some fine print. Wipe feet before entering Spell Factory, not available on Tuesdays
or during a shield, and this tour is only open to Wizards. Okay, meeting adjourned! Excuse me,
there were supposed to be refreshments! It’s like my dream became a poster. Donny, bring me
a one-inch connector bracket. On second thought,
make that seven-eighths. Donny? Donn-o! Aw… Fireball! Donny, a construction site
is no place to have fun. Freeze Spell! Wow, hey Dad, my Freeze Spell worked! Look, son, you’re not a Wizard
and you never will be. It never works out when someone
tries to be something they’re not. Here are some quick examples: There’s the P.E.K.K.A
that thought she was a Hog Rider, the Golem trying to be a Valkyrie, and the Miner
who tried being in a balloon. May he rest in peace. But maybe if I were able
to get into that Spell Factory tour, I could meet a Wizard and… Not going to happen,
but building isn’t so bad. There’s magic here too. Check this out! Ta-da! What do you think? It’s great, dad. Really great. I thought I was missing one. Oh, come on. Square that corner, call that plumb… Yes! Hold it, buddy. Need your credentials. Level-8 Wizard, 12 destroyed Town Halls,
over 400 Balloons. Excellent. Right this way. Fake ID, fake Wizard. I wasn’t spawned, fought, then donated from Dyno-Fright324’s
Village yesterday, jerk. If his fake ID didn’t work,
mine for sure won’t. This thing don’t work,
and neither does my son! Hey, Dad. I just need a hammer
for a bit. Back atcha. Hey, I’m here to, uh, fix the thing. Oh, the thing. Sounds made up.
Can you be more specific? You know, the swirly thing? Oh yeah, our swirly thing
has been broken for weeks. Go right in. Voilà! Got my elite status
after I knocked out seven Gold Storages. That victory’s gonna be
in the record books forever. Boo-yah! I’m a legacy. My grandfather was
the first level-five Wizard. That’s him. And you?
A little dude like you must’ve done something
savage to get in. Yeah, you could say that. I destroyed an Archer Tower
without throwing a single Fireball. Whoa! That is savage! That is not a good place to get cement. Welcome to the Spell Factory! Wizard Oskari will be joining us shortly. Perhaps he’s closer than you think. Oh, I get it.
You’re Oskari in disguise! What? No, that would have been
clever, but I’m not. Oskari is right over there. When is the tour gonna start? I’ve been here for an hour and only saw a dozen different ways to style a goatee. I see, or should I say “icy”. Now, let the magical tour begin! I love doing that. These fellows work
with highly secret spell ingredients. That’s why they must work
completely naked. Every spell moves on
to our boiler room. These boilers extract nature’s essence so we can make it into something useful. Maybe you’ve wondered
how the Zap begins. It’s the magic of static electricity. Or how about Rage? You call yourself a beaker?
You’re nothing but a flask! You’ll never find true love! I know it’s hard to fathom,
but not even Oskari succeeds every time. Here are some of my noblest failures. Afraid, are you, young Wizard? Yes. I ain’t afraid of nothin’! What is this? Sneeze spell. Son of a Balloon! Where is that boy? Here is where we research
and test possible new spells. “Spell Spell?” What’s a “Spell Spell”? – Try it and see.
– Okay. Sarcophagus. S-A-R-C-O-P-H-A-G-US. Sarcophagus. Whoa, man, if I had this,
I’d get straight A’s in school. School: S-K-E-W-L. Yeah, wears off pretty fast.
Here, try this one. Truth Spell? I’d rather not. No problem, man. Here’s something else. I could do that
because I drank a cheating spell. Let’s see…
what is your biggest secret? I’m only pretending… Wait, no! It’s “I’m letting my father down.” Who hasn’t? Favorite party theme? – Murder mystery?
– Truth Spell works! We manufacture more spells per capita
than any other Village’s factory. That is because
we only employ the best and brightest. You don’t have to hit the corks hard.
Let the hammer do the work. Ha ha, that’s great. It works. Oh, I see the problem. Right there. Hey boss, you should hire that guy. He’s got skills
I’ve never seen in a Wizard. I like you, kiddo. You’re energetic,
you’re a problem solver, you can spell sarcophagus, and most importantly,
you are definitely a real Wizard. Would you like to be my new delivery boy
to Clash Royale Arenas? Oh, that would be a dream come true. Great, man! Whenever you see
green smoke signals above our roof, it means we need you, so come quick. Black smoke means we’re on fire, so come even quicker. With water. Okay, it’s exciting. I’ve never been
to a Clash Royale Arena before. Yeah, it’s a lot like here except
there, the Goblins come in barrels. Whoa. Dad, hey. Nice of you to show up for work, son. Sorry, I was… studying mortise and tenon joints. Gotta know
my tusk tenon from my teasel, right? Whoops! Where’d that come from? Wait, you went to the Spell Factory
after I told you not to? No, Dad, I didn’t!
I couldn’t get into the tour, okay? But it’s my dream to be a Wizard. You’re not a Wizard.
You’re a Builder. Dream’s over. Wake up and get to work. We need to finish this, on time,
like competent Builders! And one for measure! Being a Builder sucks. Don’t leave a job site without putting
the tools where they belong! Newspaper! You were on that tour! You lied to me? Dad, I’m sorry,
but the Spell Factory was incredible! I want to tell you about it. I’ve lost my appetite. Every other day,
the newsboy throws the paper on the roof. Great hammering, dad! Great nail work, dad! Great job ignoring me, dad! Please tell me you’re on schedule. When have I ever let you down? This is the first thing
you’ve done for me. Right, so… Never. Green, the delivery signal! My apple. I’ll just go and… Hey, I didn’t know you could read. I can’t. There, there, there. Initial there. Found it. Whoops! Could you? Here. Oh man… Hey, could you? Right there.
Just go duzh duzh duzh. Right. Heal Spell delivery. Hey, I’m back. Thank you. Great, because I keep bending the nails
and your dad’s getting angry. Sign here and there. Look Donny, I know we argued, but I wanted to say
you put in a good day today. Thanks. So, anything you want to tell me? No? Hey Pops,
I actually need to go to the…. Annual All-Clan Eastern Conference
Builders’ Thingamajig. Something is up. The Annual All-Clan Eastern Conference
Builders’ Thingamajig is next Sunday. Donny… Top of the morning, Nathan. Bottom of the morning to you. Yeah, you’re very tense. Well that’s it Steve:
Execute all that tension. Spell delivery. Gotta bunch of them.
Got something to sign with? Battle time! You’re a Wizard.
Will you fight for us? Me, fight?
Like a Wizard? You’re on! They need help! Rage Spell! But I grabbed… How is anyone
falling for that disguise? Clone Spell! Sorry! Won’t happen again.
Actually, it might. Probably will. My massage is totally gone.
Like you should be. My dad was right. I’m not a Wizard.
I’m not even a good Builder. – I disagree.
– Dad? What are you doing?
There’s no Builders here. I can just hold my hammer like this
and say I’m a Dart Goblin. Looking good, buddy! But I’m not a Dart Goblin, just like you’re not a Wizard.
We are what we are. I know. I’m a Builder, but there’s no glory in that. Even a great Builder
is still just a lousy Builder. Clone Spells! More Clone Spells! – Not the water!
– I just did my hair! We can’t battle without bridges. Yeah, I’m bored already. Me too. All I want to do is battle. I’m not going to have to
get a hobby, right? Right? Oh! Alright. Oh! Got me. Right now, Builder skills might be
more magic than anything a Wizard can do. You’re right. Dad, let’s do it. Dad, we gotta go! We have an hour left
to finish the Archer Tower upgrade. You’re right. Just one more minute. This doesn’t happen to me every day. Hand me that! Measure tape! Son, we’re not going to make it. For the first time,
a Builder won’t finish on schedule. We’ll see about that. I kept one souvenir
from my time as a Wizard. – Ready?
– Um-hum. We did it, and all it took
was a performance enhancing spell. You did it. I didn’t think you would,
but you got the lever and everything. Total magic. – Well, actually, it wasn’t magic…
– Yes, it was. Magic. Magic for sure. Ugh, why did I spin again?