-Okay, Pawnee Parks Department. Soon, you will be paired up
with a person who is roughly your equivalent in Eagleton. Donna, you’ll be with Craig. April, you’ll be with someone
named Tynnyfer. And Ron, your guy
is also named Ron. -Guess there’s no Tom Haverford
equivalent. Not surprised,
I’m one of a kind, just like the custom Nikes
I designed that say “Tommy’s Tootsies”
across the toes. -Was your name Jennifer? -No, it’s Tynnyfer
with two y’s. I used to be Jennifer, but then
I decided to rebrand myself. Oh, wait, hang on.
It’s Xanax o’clock. Um, well, nice to meet you. My name’s April, and I just
wanted to say that your dress is so cute it’s bonks. -I saw my spinning instructor
wearing it, and I was like, “Shut up.
Where do I get that?” -Oh, my God.
Who’s your spinning instructor? Gregory or Wynona?
-I go to Yonis. Who are Gregory and Wynona?
I’ve never heard of them before. Are they better?
-Wynona rocks my world. -Seriously, you need
to get me in there. Like, that’s a must, must, must. -She’s the worst person
I’ve ever met. I want to travel
the world with her. -Sorry for the delay, ladies. I was busy being ambushed
by treachery. So, did you have a chance
to compare notes on your respective duties?
-Totally. Tynny and I have been, like,
totally bonding. We’ve just been like blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah! Like, talking,
like, so much forever. -It was all so delicious.
-I know, right? -This is, like,
the best day ever. -I know, I’m eating it all up.
-Wow. It’s nice to see a friendship
blossoming instead of wilting away like a dying turd flower. -Totes. Um, we also came up with
these nicknames for each other. Slut and Skank. How craze-mazing is that, Lez? -Well, you know what I think
is craze-mazing? Commitment. I’m looking for someone who’s
in it for the long haul. We are basically creating
a new version of Pawnee, and if Pawnee is gonna commit
to one of you, you need to commit to Pawnee. Tynnyfer, do you have kids?
-Ew, no. I’ve had so much rejuvenation
that I don’t think a baby could get out of there
if it tried. You know it.